thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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