vagina is talking i cant
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
should my penis look like a turkey
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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