doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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