I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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