so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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