Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dignity is for republicans.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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