How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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