Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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