I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What a dumb baby whore.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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