we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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