but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
