i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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