Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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