So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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