She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
