I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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