Do vagina's smell?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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