come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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