Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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