we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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