What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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