dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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