Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
