doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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