i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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