dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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