I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
its not stalking. its research.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize