btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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