do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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