So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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