Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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