weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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