I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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