Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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