Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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