Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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