Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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