awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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