I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
