I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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