whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I've blown a few things in my day
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize