the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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