Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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