batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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