Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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