it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
