her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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