This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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