And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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