Do you still have your period?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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