as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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