Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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