I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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