omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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